Mr. Stuffy, Mommy keeps telling me there's no such thing as monsters. But I know there are! Monsters are real. What else is chewing on my bed's legs?
Every time I hear those chewing noises, I'll scream for Mommy. But those monsters are too quick. They always disappear when Mommy gets to my room. So she's never seen them and she's never heard them
But I got an idea! Uncle Greg works in the candy factory. He always brings over stuff for us to eat. Last week he brought us Sour Glue. I thought it was sparkly glue because of the bottle. But it's really candy. I'm smart enough to not eat real glue. I said I was, but Mommy warned me never to eat real glue. Then she ate the candy glue, and her closed her eyes really right. She said it was really sour and she could barely open her mouth. She was right. I tried it and my lips were almost glued together!
And the other candy, it was Fire Blast Rocks. They're colored red and they look like rocks And they're really hot! Mommy tried them and she said it was the worst thing she ever tasted.
When she was scrunching up her eyes and yelling, I hid my candy under my shirt. I pretended to eat up all the Sour Glue and Fire Blast all at once. I copied Mommy and pretended I wanted water, too. Mommy and Uncle Greg believed me, because they didn't ask me where my candy went to.
I said I had to go brush my teeth. But I really put the candy away in my bedroom. I put it under my pillow. Monsters don't ever go up on the bed, but they do like to stay under it. I know this because they chew on the bed's legs a lot. So my candy was safe. I needed it for my plan.
So this is my plan. I'll wait until Mommy says good night to me. When she's gone, I'll set up a trap. I'll take the Sour Glue and squirt it all over the bed's legs. Then I'll sprinkle the Fire Blast Rocks over the candy glue. The candy glue will make them stick to the legs and the candy rocks will make their mouths burn. They'll be yelling for water, but I won't get them water.
Mommy should hear them yelling, then she'll come running and she'll see them.
You got all that, Mr. Stuffy? Good.
Now keep a watch out. You need to tell me when those monsters are coming. I'm going to set up the trap now.