Customer: And what is that exactly?
Saleslady: Only the most modern pie chest with all the beauty of modern AI! It's like having a best friend whose only purpose is to keep your pies safe.
Customer: I'm not sure if--
Saleslady: I'll show you the Cutie Pie 3000 Country Living Gal model. Right over here, ma'am. You're going to love her!
Customer: I was hoping for a vintage look for the kitchen, really. I think this "internet of things" or whatever it's called will throw off the scheme--oh, my!
Saleslady: Isn't she darling?
Customer: She's... pretty wide.
Saleslady: All the better to store all those pies you'll be inspired to bake!
Customer: Is that a head?!
Saleslady: Of course! All your best friends have heads! And the Country Living Gal is no different!
Customer: Is it supposed to be... distorted?
Saleslady: It gives the Gal character.
Customer: A pretty unsavory character, if you ask me.
Saleslady: But looks aren't everything, as I'm sure you'll agree, ma'am.
Customer: Are its eyes supposed to do that?
Saleslady: It's looking out for threats that could endanger the pies it keeps safe in its chest.
Customer: What happens if I get in the path of those beams?
Saleslady: Not a whole lot if you get out of the way quickly. But the rash does disappear within an hour. Now watch, the Gal sees the owner--which, for this demonstration, is me--and awaits instructions.
Customer: I'd really like a standalone freezer if that's--
Saleslady: Country Living Gal, if you'd give us a pie, please! Now watch, ma'am, the Gal is going to open the chest and bring out a pie for us to enjoy. Now, it's a fake one, because we're not going to keep real food out on the sales floor, but for the sake of demonstration, let's pretend--
Customer: Duck!