One: ... and they say that this winter is gonna be the worst one yet!
Two: We've got plenty of sweaters and blankets!
One: Wouldn't you like to walk around the house without having to put on extra layers?
Two: I don't see how installing earthflax in every wall is more cost effective!
One: It'll save a ton on heating bills. Sure, we won't really see savings until maybe three years from now, but we're gonna be living here for years anyway! Why not make our home the way we want it?
Two: Eww, I don't like how tender this stuff is. It looks like hairs.
One: Pretty silky, too, just like when you use the expensive type of shampoos.
Two: It's making a mess.
One: We can sweep it up later. Just hold that side in place.
Two: It's itching my fingers.
One: Okay, I'll hold it up. You read the instructions.
Two: Oh, I hate this!
One: Just wipe them off on your jeans. We gotta get this done!
Two: Fine. Is this the paper?
One: Yeah.
Two: Okay. "Step one..." Hold up, there's something on the front here.
One: What is it?
Two: "Caution: Has been known to cause cancer and pulmonary illnesses."